Monday, October 25, 2010

Have you seen me?

It's not uncommon for people to be told that they look similar to other people. But it has been brought to my attention, several times, that there is another Bubbs running around on Penn States campus. Only answer to this? My mother's a whore. Not true.

Sighting #1:
Last semester during finals week at my branch campus I got a text from a friend from home asking me if i was at PSU. (This was a friend I had known since I was about 12 by the way. aka should be able to tell me apart from other people.) Before I could even respond I got another text from him mortified when he went to talk to "me" and didn't even notice it was not me until she talked to him. I asked for a picture, but he scared her away.

Incident #1:
I completely forgot about my twin when I moved up. Over the first couple weeks I had people saying that they had seen me somewhere, but with 40,000 students, it's really not hard to mistake people. But then one day I was walking to put my portfolio away and two girls walked up to me and started to ramble about something ( I was too busy trying to figure out who the hell they were to listen) Before I could even say anything, they looked shocked and apologized for mistaking me for someone else and left.

I can usually be recognized from behind, no problem since my ass has it's own identity. But this was getting ridiculous. So, so far she's been chased off my some random stranger, and I've been attacked by two random chicks. Yeah, not real life.

Sighting #2:
After I was mistaken for this girl, it seemed like people were starting to see her everywhere. I made the mistake of hanging out with a complete tool for the first two weeks I was at school, (until I used my brain for once and got rid of his ass) after we had stopped talking he walked right past me one morning on the way to class and neither of us said a word. But then a week later, I was sitting with my roommate in her room and got a text from him saying "soooo you just walked right past me and didn't say hi...." Kinda awkward when I can pass him without being noticed by him, but he notices this chick. Thanks for the awkward convo other Bubbs...

Sighting #3:
I was sitting in class and got an angry text from a friend. "Thanks bitch. I totally was just screaming your name like 5 feet away and you ignored me!" Nope, not me.

Sighting #4:

Robyn Cook Swore I saw you in Willard today... Around 10:45... I called your name, but I guess you could have a twin lol or you just didn't hear me!   

 sorry Robyn, not me. 

I actually feel really bad for the other Bubbs. First of all she probably has no clue why people keep yelling "Bubbs" at her. I would really like to find this chick just to see if we actually look alike. ( and if she is 21 that would help a lot also.) So help me out.

                                                                    Have you seen me?


 

No comments:

Post a Comment