David after dentist had the right idea by questioning real life. no David, this is not real life. Well, yesterday definitely was not. A real day cannot consist of walking home at 8 am as an executive hoe half run over by zombies with guns.
Sad true life: State college was blessed with the humorous group titled; Humans vs. Zombies.
*blessed based on fellow students get pure entertainment in watching fights occurring on campus of kids pelting sock balls and nerf bullets at each others faces.
After months of these things running around campus, all I wanted to know was what the fuck was going on? Since the day already started off as a fake day, I had no choice but to trap a zombie/human/whatever and force him to tell me how to play. Two of my roommates and I went on campus and came across their meeting grounds. (fake life, i know) Seriously there was a good 30 of them. We decided it was a better/funner idea to find a single zombie or human, find out how to play, then fuck up his game/ tell him where the rest were so that their game was ruined anyway. Thank god it started to torrential downpour and one was helplessly trapped outside the hub. We cornered him and demanded him tell us his secrets. (not true, but it sounds good)
even sadder fake life: We had found ourselves a zombie. He explained to us the rules of this zombie huschmanzatta ways.
1. for a month a group is collected to play 'humans vs. zombies'. The whole group starts off with green arm bands, but they throw in a twist, there is one zombie among them. For the first 38 hours the zombie has to eat as many humans as possible, and when the 38 hours are up, all the zombies have to wear an orange headband. (I like to think that this is so we can spot them from a distance and amuse ourselves with this pathetic entertainment.)
2. once a human becomes a zombie, they have 42 hours to capture a human or they die from starvation.
3.only humans can have guns.
4.this kid was way too excited while telling us this information. yet, he said that he quit and was going to die in the next 24 hours. so sad.
5. there are 180 students playing...
class time; to be cont.
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